Bangla Sex Poem

Bangla Sex Poem

What is Mal?
Mal is a girl.
jar buker upor duti tal.
jar taladese khudra ekti khal,
jkhane janmay kochi kochi bal.
jkhane purush manush chalay hal.
THAT'S MAL
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Magi pele bhalo,
blaus tene kholo,
bra khule dao hat,

tepo mai sararat,
bota die mukhete,
ros dhalo gudete,
bhulo nako ekdom,
sathe nite condom.
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Boudi tomar bon/
Hotath kore doure ese kamre dilodhon/
Nodir dhare saram vule/
Nijer haate panty khule/
1nimese dhukie nilo amar sadherdhon/
Boudi tomar bon !
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A boy donated blood to his girlfriend! Once that relation broken! Boy:Give my blood back! Girl: Thrown her used $ENORA & said- "Neh tor blood, mashik kistite pabi"!
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HIV CHANNEL
ajker onusthan mala
12am: Dharabahik Natok- Modoner Chodon
1am: Cinema- Amar hath a kechi , katbo tor Bichi
5am: Gono Shikkhar asor-Chodona onek jala, na choda e vhala
7am:Bishes alochona- gia chilam magi para, Dhon keno hoy na khara
9am: Telefilm-Di te gelam choda, pai na magir vhoda.
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Bidrohi Kobita: Ami shokto ami khara, Ami dhukaina norom jinish chara. Ami dhon ami bara, Hoina khara narir sporsho chara. Ami bash ami lohar dondo, Ami chude kori shob londovondo. Amar goray gocha gocha chul, Ami matha kata angul. Ami sei dinhobo shanto... Je din tor gude malfele hobo klanto...
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To,
the principal
Sex point College
Sub:prayer 4 a sexy girl.
Sir,
I beg 2 state that, i m a student ofclass 3x in ur college.I m suffering in many sexual problems.I can't control my sensation.So, I need support.
So I hope that u would b kind 2 provide me a sexy girl.
Ur obedient student.
Super Blue X
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Chol! Chol! Chol! Tara tari chol.basbagane giye dakhi mayder dol.opre kapor khule dakhi doita boro bol.nicer kapor khule dekhe edur marar kol.koler vetor dhukiedilam amar khara nol,Nol theke berie gelo sada sada jol.Chol! Chol! Chol!
Tara tari chol.
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CUT ! TAKE ONE !
Hero :bessa magi ami toke bia korbo. Heroin : ja maga tor hol ache ? hero : na abar ! tor ma ke jiggash korga.toke
Ki vabe poida korechi ?
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APnara borolok,khan boroboro murgi,choden magi,amra moddhobitto,khai moa,mari goa,ora gorib,khay shutki,mare
putki....
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3 cheler jonne shorsher tel pathalam. sorsel tel keno ? r bolben na, chelera amar matha kharap kore feleche,bayna
dhoreche magi chai,magi mane magi,kishori r buri hole cholbena,akhon erokom juboti magi kothay pai ? obosheshe pelam
3 juboti magir khobor.magider position valo,dud boro boro,bota tel tele,tintakei booking diye fellam,ar oder pathal
am 3 ta shishi. ne baba tora ebar dhone tel makhiye chod.ki lagbee1 shishi ?
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Hatti matim tim tomar naber niche khara ekta shing,tar niche doita dim,dimer vitor sada sada krim,tume ekta hatti mat
im tim.
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Meyeder tolodeshe ache ekta futo,charidhare ghera tar kalo kalo suto,dui vaje dikhondito-majkhane chera,maskhane dek
ha jay rokter dhara,cheleder danda hote.
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Bichi bole hol vai,tumi ato eito,amak rakhia bahir tumi jao vitor.khaciya khaciya tumi modhucoro pan,amak banaia
geter daroaan ! !
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Swapnodos j din hoichilo sedin tini esechilen tar kobitar jhuli niye.aha ki rosomoi tar likha. aha ki protiva,mairi
ja josh na bolai jaina. hotath beriye gelo...
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Onek din age, ak saitan god ke bollo amake khub sundor kore dao jeno ami meyeder khun khete pari. erpor god oke kotex
baniye dilo.
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Bristir por akashete othe rongdhonu,rongdhonur ronge aka amar ei nunu.nodir buke chute chole nouka tule pal,majhira sob
nencta hoye dekhai tader bal.moumachira mouchakete jomai misti modhu,misti modhu chai na ami cai je magir dudu.
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A college girl weared jeans pant and her gip was opened.a boy went and told her :mis,plz close ur tajmahal door,here my
kutub minar is dancing.
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Ekhan theke 20 kodom hete ja.akta boro botgach pabi.oke dane rekhe soja 15 bar hat.aktu niche takale akta MAGIR bra
pabi.arpor aro 3 kodom chole ja -dure akta magi dekte pabi.abar tor sob kapor khule rekhe buke tin bar thutu diye oi magike chodon de.tahole tor dhon hobe 'OMOR DHON'
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akoda ram giachilo bona
bahaiaa pipra asia
kamor dilo tar dona!
RAM bolilo-
SHETA SHETA SHETA
SHETA tokhon badcilo tar bra-ar fita.
RAM bolilo-
LOKKHON LOKKHON LOKKHON
LOKKHON Tokhon Korcilo tar bou ar dud bhokhon.
Ram Bollilo-
Honu honu honu
Honu thokhon asa chulka dilo RAM ar nunu.
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wife : akta khota bolbo marba nato?
hus: kija bolo na tome?
wife: ame pragrant
hus: ata to kusir khobor
wife:biar aga akbar baba ka bolaselam babto marselo tae
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Zib0n ta mobile phone,m0nta sim,friendship h0l0 mis call,l0ve h0l0 dial call,biye h0l0 reicive call,sh0ngshar h0l0 netw0rk busy,what u say?
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Please Ektu koro, Ektu beshi koro,
Jato paro Tar cheo beshi koro, Jakhon paro takhon-e koro, Jekhane paro, sekhane koro. Ki.....??? -ki abar ? Ektu porashuna!
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Tomar dur-dine ami hobo tumar sathi,
Amra dujone debo durer poth pari,
Amar hate thakbe tumar golar dori,
Tumi bolbe "HAMBA HAMBA" Ami debo bari..
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Girl:Ai jama tar dam koto?
Seller:Matro 5ta kiss.
Girl:R oi jamatar daam?
Seler:Matro 10ta kiss.
Girl:jama 2ta pack koro.Bil amar kajer bua diya jabe!
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CHUDTE MANA,CHUDTE MANA
KARONTA KI?HOBE JANA.
WAIT KORUN BOLSI KARON
KENO CHUDTE KORSI BARON.
KARON HOLO EI J DESHE
CHUDTE GEA JABEN FESHE.
MAAL DHALBEN CD(CONDOM) CHARA
EITO DADA GELEN MARA.
OI MEYE KI BOSHE CHILO
KOTOJONER BARA NILO.
SO,AKKELGURUM SAIDS
U HAVE INSTALLED AIDS.
DADA,REPLY DIEN LAGLE VALO
O ROJONIGONDHA TOMAR GONDOSUDHA DHALO
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Antenar upor bosechhe kak!!
Amito Abak!!
Bingsho Shotabdir joto bonchito banchoder dol..
Magi niye kore kolahol!!!!
Ami pagal..ami chhagal..
Jeno Khanki maagir bal kata bogol!!..
Ami jai..
Tobu..
Uhaderi pichhupichhu jai..
Aboseshhe..
Tipi oder mai..
Ar....
Bari fire bichhi chulkai....
Khaskhas..khaskhas
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chelera: k jai bacha duliye pacha udaas koriye opore tader mumbai lichu niche brindabon.
meyera:amra holam gramer meyesaksobji khai ..pukurer moto gud baniyechi toder ki dorai...
chelera:al chudechi bal chudechi chudechi suez khal..bay of bengalchude ellum tora to parar maal..
meyera: baas dhukiyechi , konchi dhukiyechi , dhukiyechi lomba lathi,monument tao dhuke gelo tora to jhetar kati...
chelera: gud e jokhon etoi gorommonumuent tao dhoke du fota maal porle keno pet ta fule othe....
NOTUN DICHHI
GUD GUD GUD PATHORBATI...
JOL DHUKECHE ARAI GHOTI....
GAYER MOROL K RE???
GUD TA MERE DERE....
GUD SUKIYE TALPATA...
BHATAR GECHE KOLKATA..
ASBE BHATAR MARBE MANG..
SHABDO JABE BARDHAMAN
MANG = GUD(SPECIAL TERM OF BIRBHUM DISTRICT).
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Ekdin tin vai Kamal Mia,Raja Mia,Sahin Mia ekta chaer dokane bose chilen. Hotat, emon somoy-- Tania Madum hete jascilen. Ta dekhe Sahin Mia bole uthlen_____
Ke jai bacha
Dulaia pacha,
Udash koria mon.
Bokkhe tahar dalim jora,
Niche brindabon.
Ta shune Tania Madum rege bole uthlen_____
Poddo parer magi ame,
Poddo modhu khai.
Pukur soman saya amar,
Chodar manush nai.
Eshob shune Kamal Mia bole uthlen_____
Aakash chudilam,
Batash chudilam,
Chudilam koto minar.
Koto meye keo chudia ame,
Pailam na kul kinar.
Sob seshe Raja Mia bollen_____
Ame jabo,
Ame jabo Azimpur.
Aanbo hatir shur.
Dekhbo magir saya ache koto dur.
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Bikrito koria mukh,
Chulkaite boro sukh.
Magir gopon ango dekhia _
Je ango hoi khara _
Tar_i nam BARA.
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Antenar upor duti kaak,
Taader gud dekhe to ami abak !!!
Bingsho satabdir jato banchhito abanchhinto banchoter dal,
Ha, ami pagol, ami pagol,
Ami dekhechhi kato sexy magir bagol.
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Aam pata jora jora,
Asche amar pagla bara,
Ore magi khule dara.
Pagla bara khepeche,
Gud khule mereche!!!
All right very good
Magi tor khasa gud
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Chal Shyamali chal,
Chal bas bagane chal.
O parar oi Madna teli,
Or bela tui emni dili ?
Amar bela paisa nili ?
Amay korli chal !!!
Tor kapor tule dekhi ami
Manus marar kal !!!
. . . .
. . . .
Taina dekhe takhan ami,
Dhukie dilam nol !
Kamon laglo bal ???
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Boudi tomar bon/
Hotath kore doure ese kamre dilodhon/
Nodir dhare saram vule/
Nijer haate panty khule/
1nimese dhukie nilo amar sadherdhon/
Boudi tomar bon !
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oi dhekha jai khanki para oi khanete chol oi khanete bas kore khanki magir dol jorer dine magi chude lage boro test chudle pore variye ase sada sada pest.
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shob shokire chudbo ami raja condom diya tomar belay chudbo shoke amar bara diya shoki go ami chodon gater maji chodar pore paisa debona
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¤________________________¤ 33. Banglar special shomas nirnoy :- 1.Chumki=Chudibar humki. 2.Gamvirjo=Dhon voraase birjo. 3.Vodrota=Vodar vitor Dhokse dhoner mata. 4.Cholo=Chodse boys hase girl gulo. 5.Brammon=Bara chai vodar moon. 6.Chomotkar=Chode mudeekakar. 7.Falguni=Fake bose tomar bal guni. 8.Nondini=Nunu cheye cile ami ki toma ke deayni. 9.Chador=Chodar por r kiser ador...! ______________________¤ ¤_________________________¤ 24. Hello! Hello ! Hello ! Dekso keno bolo ? Anything is wrong koro mato dhong ! Ki bolba bolo.... Early aktucholo ata ota kholo. Thang duto melo. Ai aste aste thelo....kemon lagse bolo ? Vitore ki gelo ? Na r oektu thelo...R Ki korbo bolo ? Dudu duta dolo sex ki mite gelo ? Ha ebar mal felo Huuh ! Gelo.....Gelo !¤_________________________¤ 25. Superman Superman pore aso underpan. Underpan ta kholo na dekha jabe banana dui pase duita dim, jhule thake sara din tanatani korona, chire gale paba na.....¤_________________________¤ 26. Jodi bristi hoy hat bario. jodi vor hoy gan dhorio. Jodi sondha hoy ghoray firio. Jodi rattri ase tobu voy peyo na.....karon sokal abar hobei...! ¤_________________________¤ 27. O sexy open your mexy. Open your underpan and fuk your vodaand duking my dhone. I say close your eise she say es...es *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*
aomar nunu choot nunu
dadar nunu mosto
boudir nunur modhikhane chotto ekta gortho
rattir bela dada boudi nunu nunu khele
ghar ghuriye dekhte gele
ghumiye porte bole.